When you run out of fairytales to recall when putting a kid to bed:
- Me: And then the Prince kissed Snowhite and she woke up. THE END.
- Kid: Another one. PLEASE. PLEASE.
- Me: Once upon a time...Princess Regina was living in a beautiful castle in the middle of the Enchated Forest with a mother who, even though pretending to be caring, was actually a wicked witch who....