When you run out of fairytales to recall when putting a kid to bed:

• Me: And then the Prince kissed Snowhite and she woke up. THE END.
• Kid:
• Kid: Another one. PLEASE. PLEASE.
• Me:
• Me: Once upon a time...Princess Regina was living in a beautiful castle in the middle of the Enchated Forest with a mother who, even though pretending to be caring, was actually a wicked witch who....