did everyone have that phase in their childhood when they redrew the coloring books in a way that it looks like everyone is a lesbian or was that just me
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SwanQueen AU Week: Teacher (Bad Teacher)
"She’s not exactly by the books but the kids do listen to her, so I am not saying a word," the principal shrugged as she opened the doors to Miss Swan’s class. Miss Mills almost dropped her textbooks as she took in the sight of the young, attractive blonde sitting on the teacher’s desk, flipping the pages in the book with a frown on her face.
"Boring, boring, bullshit…okay kids you know what, just write me a five pages long alternative ending to Harry Potter or something, I don’t care."
The principal cleared her throat and Miss Swan turned to look at her, a challenging expression on her face.
"Creative writing," she shrugged and looked Miss Mills up and down. A devilish grin appeared on her face.
"Oh, is this the new substitute?"
Miss Mills nodded, trying not to judge Miss Swan by the scandalous type of her footwear. “Regina Mills. I am also the mother of Henry,” she said and Miss Swan looked over to the teenage boy sitting by the window. Her smile disappeared and instead she seemed annoyed, pointing at the desk at the other side of the classroom.
"Well fuck me sideways, two Mills’ in my class…" she murmured to herself before speaking out loud: "Class, this is the new substitute teacher. She will spend some time with us to learn my wisdom and observe my teaching methods. So no funny business today, understood?"
Miss Mills sat down. This will be interesting, she thought as she took out her notebook and pressed the glasses closer to her face.
all of you who don’t watch once upon a time let’s play a game called ‘is this the show or slash fan art?’. rizzoli and isles fandom knows how you play that one.
Surprise, embarrassment, arousal, warmth. Regina knows she shouldn’t be feeling half of those emotions but she just can’t bring herself to care or to look away.
Emma: “You know, Regina, when you said Swan Queen - I thought we are going to be something along the lines Black Swan and White Swan…”
Regina: “I am the Queen and you are the Swan, dear. Makes perfect sense to me.”
Happy SwanQueen Halloween, everybody!
Slash!warning: Regina x Emma (Once Upon a Time); Erik x Charles (X-Men: First Class)
Because OTPs, that’s why.
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