One day when River Song was all alone in the TARDIS, the Doctor flying out and about the space with her parents, she heard a call for help. Searching the endless halls and rooms of her home, she found a hidden chamber with a strange woman inside. Little did she know it would be the start of a whole new adventure.

The adventures of River Song and Idris, the TARDIS.

Merry Christmas, Whovians! This little River meets human!tardis crossover idea is my gift to all of you. I always wondered when did River ‘learn from the best’ as she told the Doctor.

I imagine River to constantly subconsciously flirt with Idris and Idris being confused but unintentionally flirting back. Yes, it is my personal canon. Feel free to delete this part when/if re-blogging.:)