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Me:
I will never love you like I love my fictional characters.
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Boy:
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Me:
I will prefer to spend time on the internet fangirling over a new episode than with you.
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Boy:
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Me:
I will save up my money to go to conventions or meet up with my friends all over the world rather than doing something with you here.
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Boy:
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Me:
I will always compare you to my fictional characters and you will never be as good/funny/intelligent/interesting as them.
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Boy:
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Me:
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Boy:
Can I just give you pleasure then?
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Me:
MARRY ME.
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