Love Is Their Division

Valentine’s Day at 221B

Crimes got solved on Baker Street,

and true love will here now meet.

Here lives a man tall and handsome,

with his friend, the cute John Watson.

They are partners, friends and more,

wait, can you hear the cracking door?

Let’s look inside, follow the sound,

do you wonder what we have found?

There is no one in the living room,

elsewhere must they be, you assume.

Suddenly there is a moan,

curiously, follow the tone.

Still following the moans and growls,

on the ground notice the wet towels.

You peek into the room with sounds,

the sight worth a thousand pounds.

There is Sherlock, his back bare,

and shocked Watson can just stare.

Flower petals on the floor,

shredded clothes and so much more.

Suddenly you know what day it is,

(the men are forced to break the kisses).

“Can I join in?” with hope you ask,

in the beautiful sight you bask.

“No!” in unison they both say,

(Watson still claiming he’s not gay).

You decide to let them be,

having hot sex in 221B.

After all it’s Valentine’s day,

you might as well let them play,

and besides, there is still Irene,

you can tell her all you’ve seen.

THE END