Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
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Are u single? :3
Well, isn’t that a little personal? Just kidding.
Actually, the answer would be
I am happily in a relationship with allthatglitters112.
[x] And I couldn’t be happier! ^-^
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I am definitely going to be buying a shirt when I get paid in a few weeks. A few questions though. What does the Emma shirt say? (I don't have a laptop so my phone is all i have and it's horrible at zooming), and I am American, so will that be a problem? How much is 15.00£ in American money? Sorry for bothering!
I am posting this public because I am sure it will be useful for other people as well, hope you don’t mind.:)
1. OMG YAY THATS AWESOME THANK YOU YOU ARE FLAWLESS
2. Emma’s shirt says: ‘This is a different kind of story’ reffering to the fact it displays the ‘princess’ battling the dragon, so it’s out of the ordinary.
3. Shipping to America is not a problem, the shipping cost is around £6 which is around $10 (i believe that is quite regular shipping price in the US)
4. £15.00 is $22.8 (in current economy)
5. You’re not bothering AT ALL, FLAWLESS BEING.
They had her in the bear pit.
King Harren the Black had wished to do even his bear-baiting in lavish style. The pit was ten yards across and five yards deep, walled in stone, floored with sand, and encircled by six tiers of marble benches. The Brave Companions filled only a quarter of the seats, Jamie saw as he swung down clumsily from his horse. The sellswords were so fixed on the spectacle beneath that only those across the pit noticed their arrival.
Brienne wore the same ill-fitting gown she’d worn to supper with Roose Bolton. No shield, no breastplate, no chainmail, not even boiled leather, only pink satin and Myrish lace. Maybe the goat thought she was more amusing when dressed as a woman. Half her gown was hanging off in tatters, and her left arm dripped blood where the bear had raked her.
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